Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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