We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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