Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
