You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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