You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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