I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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