This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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