I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This is my gift to your gina
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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