Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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