Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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