You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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