She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
did you just send me my own nude
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i out mim tonsoeep
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