his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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