the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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