:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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