Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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