The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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