You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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