A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
