I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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