im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you never un-have a 4some
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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