You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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