is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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