I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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