he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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