oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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