Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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