If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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