I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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