dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i out mim tonsoeep
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