Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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