"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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