Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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