Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just found puke in my bra..
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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