Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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