do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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