I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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