please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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