I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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