She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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