Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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