My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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