That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The ass gains better be worth it
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