dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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