she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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