I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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