So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It was confusing and full of hummus
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
