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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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