I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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