i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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